Yeah I’ve made comparable items in terms of difficulty and have literally never spent more than 20 bucks for a prop. 

and another pair of shitty shoes that make me want to stare at the sun despite my animal instincts. 

you can find real swords that are of actual decent quality for around 100. cosplayers that are worth their salt could make something like this in spare time for a fraction of the price. 

Everybody right now

The only thing that magic players have in common with athletes is how much they sweat. 

I mean let’s face it, eminem was never in the business of being mature. he says incendiary shit, the general populace slap their fins together. 

when were they good?

it was a good system, but shenmue did not age as well as i’d hoped. serious concerns for 3 now.

You know, it’s a testament to kanye west and adidas’ insanity that these butt-ugly shoes exist. I almost want to stop coming here to avoid luke’s coverage of these “shoes” 

I ain’t even sorry.

god thank you for the shenmue love

Undertale.

ugh, the worst part about the re-release is the revival of the stupid sailor meme.

I remember working at taco bell and they wanted a “shitload of sauce “ and we had these weird open mouthed shelves for sauce so i literally in front of them slammed my hand into the shelf, breaking it and dumping an absolutely obscene amount in the bag. they were very amused.

Persian Nights: Sands of Wonder

as you should

i’m listening

they were busy pumping their game with microtransactions and filing spurious lawsuits.

Oh my god.

why do you say that? that’s technically food.