finding three condoms, two packages of chocolate pudding and a bottle of honey.

+1

Eddie Murray Sparkles...this all your fault.

* High speed pursuits must always be accompanied by Benny Hill theme song.

Please check out my new columnette "Burrito Report". I'm hoping Eddie Murray Sparkles will provide guest commentary.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Duan Burritos? Had Qdoba today for the first time. Very uninspirational. Will give the toilet report later. Thoughts?

Oh my! +1!

Disney World to Disney Land? Somebody buy Dwight an E-Ticket please.

*Googles Robert Swift* Oh yeah. But mostly I'll remember the laughter.

Well done!

+1

Joe Buck would be the worst ER surgeon: HE'S DEAD! NO, WAIT, HE'S ALIVE!

@vodkanaut: No, no no. Just in the spirit of chit chat. Please disregard.

San Diego. You may now use your voodoo dolls on Eli.

Yeah, I heard they we're going to start charging for the memories of these games too. Sunsabitches.

+1

The royal heir of Zamunda strikes again.

SF Trainer:Hey look! Come here! If you press his kneecap its all bouncey and whatnot!

Check your Will lately?

Just got back from the Philippines. Trust me, its possible to be confused by breakfast.