Ha!

Pfft. I'm busy putting up my Tebowtree. And I'll need to go get some Tebowstockings in the morning.

+1

Nice!

Nah, he can use that mop to cover his face now.

Tebow: And you will know my name is the Lord! When I lay my kicker upon thee!

@slanket: And just told him to fumble...or Marion Barber is Satan as Jerry Jones suspected.

Another Tebofestivus miracle! Hold on, 3 wise guys are at my door asking to borrow Frankincense.

Everyone in Devner better rub their Tebow-ary beads.

C. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Oh the Skins. We're the gift that keeps giving all year long. Just like a fine Jelly of the Month.

Trainer: Grand mal?

Welkah with 4 seasons of 100 catches. Scrappiness only Scappy Doo could envy. Grittiness only John Wayne in "True Grit" would admire.

Ha!

Dwight Schrute's coaching secret? Beet juice and bear urine.

The Bingo Ridiculously Strong Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings

Muy bueno!

Oh baby! My good eye just popped out! IU upsets Kentucky!

Oh baby! My good eye just popped out! IU upsets Kentucky!

Depending how old you are, you know that every conceivable odd mental behavior in that region can be directly traced back to Love Canal. No, not that kind love canal.