No, I don't think Mayweather can beat Pacquiao. Wait, what?

@Clinton Portishead: I would defer to CP. He's been banned/kicked out of more blogs more times than I've been laid. And I've been married for 9 years.

Is this a .gif or am I early toasted again?

*Simon Cowell voice* No, no no. You're doing it all wrong. Where's the quip about sex with a child? Bad. Just bad.

Laces out? I think we found our new Ray Finkle.

+1 Tiger mama

Ha!

Any high school student who isn't smart enough to find their own pr0n

"You have a beautiful, feminine physique, why not display it to the world?"

Ha!

Ha!

And, "How could you? Your my wife and he's my best friend?"

Don't worry hun. You hear that knock at the door? Coach Sandusky is here to comfort you.

Or when he asks to sing the national anthem without rehearsing.

"Ah, Fuck It"

The team at Office Depot High better take full advantage.

He was only trying to prep his players for a possible summer internship at ESPN.

Meyer: No, I said my fiscal, not my physical health wouldn't allow me to continue coaching at Florida

His brother, Gall Blatter believes in hand to hand combat to fight racism.

Yes, but unfortunately Anakin Sandusky has already gotten to the younglings.