4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

HB2 does kind of sound like the name of some new flu strain....

How often do you have a scenario where a Crying Jordan actually represents Michael Jordan and the possibility of him crying?

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

Oh ffs.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

If you guys are stuck downtown and you need a good place to hide, I highly recommend Little Johnny’s. It’s a dive bar in the alley BEHIND Johnny’s restaurant, on the corner of west 6th and frankfort. They have amazing burgers and it looks like Cheers in there.

The opening ceremonies are fixed. Everyone knows Greece always wins.

Gisele: “Well you can’t expect him to throw and catch!”

ENHANCE.

Go figure.

I’d never heard of them, either. But the top in those pictures is super cute and now I’m looking into buying some of their stuff. So, well played, USOC.

OMG! You just made me wish I could go back in time. The area I live in? Our Pride week is one of the biggest in the country, I have the exact same size flags this guy was talking bout, but Pride flags. If I went to his yard and started putting them there and he yelled me off and I said “But our Mayor said city unity…

The early birg gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The difference between rich people and not-rich people is that where a NRP comes to the part where he says to himself, “What I am about to do is either illegal/immoral/will cause harm to others”, he takes a step back and goes another direction. Thus he remains Not Rich. Whereas, a RP comes to that same place and…

Jayne, the man they call Jayne

MLB uses about 160,000 balls per season. Care to rethink your statement?