@AvalonBright: You know, I honestly didn't think of that until I read what you posted and even then, it took me a minute... but I'm not really a gamer.

@cinnamonster: Sure, they say it's actually coming out...

DAMN IT, YOU PEOPLE WILL HAVE 3D BECAUSE WE SPENT MONEY ON IT!

@Wolfstone is informative: Actually, you're right. I just tried again. Apparently, the tab was stuck down with gunk which is why I wasn't able to move it.

@Wolfstone is informative: The one in my roomba doesn't come out. Believe me, I tried. You need the screwdriver.

@Wolfstone is informative: No. That is how you remove the battery unit. Otherwise I'd have to send the whole thing to the factory.

The dialogue on that Jerusalem video sounds incredibly stilted and fake. I'm still going with viral video like I was when you posted the last one.

@jacobestes @friendlynerd: I don't know what the hell is wrong with either of you.

@gulag: Or corn nuts. I mean who the hell eats corn nuts?

@BanjoJoJo: Or, you know, you could just be wrong.

@gulag: It's never the snack I want when I know I'll get an extra.

"USA Today's app is much like USA Today itself"

@BanjoJoJo: So it was all in my imagination?

By the way, how are the machine owners' profit margins at 1% when they sell you a 16 ounce bottle of soda for $2.50, the same soda you can get for a buck at 7-11?

Once upon a time, if you made a sort of flat 'rope' from scotch tape and attached it to a bill, it would go into the vending machine, count it as a credit, and let you buy something, then you could pull it back out again with tape.

@The Honey Badger:

@Lizard_King: Yeah, too bad this wasn't mine to begin with, but something someone else who didn't have use for it anymore gave to me, so that's really not at all possible.

@Lizard_King: Really? I should either have a screwdriver which is almost never used for anything or not change the battery on a really popular product? Do you work for Apple?

@Lizard_King: You know what else is available in lots of sizes and most people probably have a few around the house because of it? Phillips head screwdrivers.

@blueTitanium: Because we haven't used it in years and the charge lasts about two minutes.