@cskretzer: SETI DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

@Kaiser-Machead: We didn't want to be part of your stupid country anyway.

@scullymurphy: I've thought for years that savory gum would be a good idea. Who doesn't like chewing on chicken skin?

@Carichar: Here's a crappy photo I was able to take. The frames are askew thanks to a recent minor quake. Oh well.

@Carichar: It's in a hallway, so I can't really get a good photo of the whole thing.

There's a TVTropes page about lists like this. I'll go look for it. Back in 2-3 years.

@SupaChupacabra: He wears quite fashionable green shorts.

@ltwass: I (sort of) discovered that personally the other day when I was walking my dog and my baby and a stray dog came toward us. My little 18-pound dog who's terrified of anything that makes noises including boxes being opened and mugs put on tables got between us and the dog and snarled and barked until it ran…

Think I'll stick with The Daily Show.

We did something slightly similar. I went to a comic book shop and found a bunch of sub-$2 silver age comics with amusing covers, framed them in floating frames and put them in a matrix on one of our walls. The one above is my favorite.

@kalaeth: On the other hand, dogs wouldn't eat you if you suddenly got smaller than them.

255 Million - Number of websites on the internet

I'm guessing he used Japanese diggers for his canal because native Hawaiians were too busy trying to save their villages and livelihood from the huge sugar plantations.

It's not so much that they love it as it is that those books are the perfect size to hide a shiv inside.

@goodguy8705: I have one. How about you?

@invictus13: No snow for life here.

@invictus13: Nope. Love it here.

@babyfroz: Mine is already set at English-US, I'm in the US, and it still doesn't show up.

"Is there any conceivable cause more important for you to get behind this morning?"

@Annalee Newitz: Something tells me my wife wouldn't care for me abandoning our baby like that since I'm a stay-at-home dad.