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No one ever mentions poor February Smith.

@ProudAmerican76: It's so easy to read a leaflet dropped outside when you're hiding in a house.

@ProudAmerican76: I know how people can hide in a house for a long period of time.

@ProudAmerican76: I'm not talking about their guilt or innocence. That wasn't relevant.

I demand this be an Olympic sport in 2012, damn it! Someone contact the IOC. I hear they take bribes.

@Kaiser-Machead: I know someone we could ask. He speaks bocce.

@ian.g.case: Unless the people are, you know, afraid to come out of their home.

@chrisg.burns: Showing up to an important business meeting covered in sweat from biking 20 miles might not leave the best impression.

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: The people who lived there didn't do that. Read the article, the village was taken over by Taliban forces. And now you're saying we shouldn't rebuild it despite the residents not being responsible?

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: If the mission was accomplished, why are we still there?

@Erik Hanno: How can you know for sure the towns are abandoned? How can you be certain everyone left?

@EL31415: I didn't realize it went anywhere.

@Ryan: The Taliban never performed any terrorist acts until they were invaded. True, they harbored Al Qaeda, but they were not responsible for anything themselves.

@mdtusz: That makes much more sense than what I was picturing which involved the non-self-winding type of watch.

There's such a thing as a watch winder?

@blareruin: I thought it was hilarious. Of course, I was also 14 at the time.

@Agrippa: I enjoyed Jeremiah but it was pretty silly.

I loved Odyssey 5, one of my favorite sci-fi shows ever, but it was not post-apocalyptic.

@deux_ex_machina: No, I'm saying that if you don't like Apple, there are a lot of similar devices out there.