Or just don’t post selfies, that is also fine!

Ain’t nobody gonna reach out and delete the files on my redundant external drives.

Yep. Tried to talk to one and she was like “just so you know I’m finishing my program and transferring in three weeks...”

Always go off-campus. The campus counselors are not there to help you, they are there to protect the school. Their job is to keep you from committing suicide on campus. They are NOT an objective party and they do NOT have your best interest as their first priority.

Where’s the Chrome extension that makes Netflix have content I actually want to watch?

Womp-womp. Didn’t turn out where it counts.

Gamers are toxic as shit, more at 11.

It’s not “legal”, dude. A small number of states are just not enforcing their laws right now.

The USN can’t stop their ships from crashing into each other because the crews are run ragged in peacetime.

I have no doubt that if we entered a serious shooting war with China tomorrow, they would bury us under their production ability. They would be able to churn out ships and tanks and bombs faster than we could destroy them. Our own munitions stocks would be depleted in a couple of weeks. They could spit out enough…

Are people still seriously entertaining the fantasy that impeachment or the 25th Amendment or whateverthefuck is going to swoop in and save them from Trump?

He’s mentally ill and thinks others are obligated to surrender their rights as part of his grieving.

A Supreme Court nominee shouldn’t be doing any political schmoozing.

Walk away and let the Taliban have their little shithole back.

Fuck this racist trash.

Am I the last person on the planet who considers broken up to be, well, broken up?

I still daily drive a ‘97 Saturn. Newer car just isn’t on the table, let another a NEW car with an average price of well over $30k and an eight year lease term or whatever the fuck.

How about Congress gets off their lazy, corrupt asses and passes a $16 minimum wage for EVERYONE?

The real reason to GTFO Twitter is so that you can go to sleep without wondering if/when you’ll be hounded out of your job by the Twitter Outrage Brigade. The only way to win is not to play.

Get your bed up off the floor, and do the opposite of everything you see in r/NeckbeardNests