I get that Patrick is trying not to turn into r/relationships and order everyone to divorce their spouse the first time they spill the cottage cheese, but in this case I think it’s pretty clear. It barely took a couple of months for him to ignore his wife altogether in favor of staring at a screen. You seriously gonna…

That sex cult sounded pretty good until I found out it was a sex cult.

Even Emma Watson isn’t safe from MLM pitches.

Did she not know she was marrying a gamer manchild before, or...? I wonder how old these people are that all night every night gaming binges are even a possibility for this dude.

I feel sorry for the people who have to do that job.

TBH I’d rather be slim with body issues from being raised by people who made sure I didn’t get fat than be fat (and still have body issues) because my parents weren’t willing to intervene. Once you’re fat in the first place, there’s really no going back. Even if you lose the weight, there’s a hair trigger for gaining…

I decided that you’re a horrible person for demanding full access to someone’s finances before you will believe they’re “legitimately” poor.

Don’t let your children get fat in the first place.

Yet another institutional failure.

Didn’t even wait a day before pouncing atop a fresh pile of corpses.

Knowingly transferring guns to a prohibited person is illegal. There likely will be charges.

Those are all good ideas.

And here we have a person who refuses to believe that poverty and low-income employment are real things.

“Poor people are exactly the people who need money”.

Safes are good.

Suddenly I remember why I don’t comment on Kotaku very often. Holy shit there is a lot of gamergater cancer here.

Cash is king. I understand the temptation to try to make a little bit on a pile of money that is sitting around, but emergency resources should be accessible in an emergency. It shouldn’t just be in an account that can be accessed quickly...you should have some amount of actual cash.

“Do we want to talk about homophobia?” Cage told the paper. “We work with Ellen Page, who is fighting for LGBT rights. Do we want to talk about racism? We are working with Jesse Williams, who is fighting for civil rights in the United States... Judge my work.”

Drowning in pools kills more children than gun negligence.

Is jumping off a bridge a “bridge death”? Ban bridges?