Thank fucking Christ this was largely symbolic and meaningless. I for one don’t want to die in a nuclear blast because Dumb President tweeted us into war with Russia.

Counterpoint: Remove people, there will be more housing!

And the busy thoroughfare that is slammed down to 25 because a city councilman doesn’t like “fast traffic” in “his” neighborhood.

I seriously don’t understand why they bother.

I got a Hi-Point in every toilet tank.

Needs more trauma kit.

Precheck is the best evidence of the TSA’s ineffectiveness.

“Thank you for making your first payment!”

I mean, yeah, in Trump’s America, a lucky few do in fact catch a roll of paper towels.

Woe and doom to the poor son of a bitch who attempts to hijack an airliner containing more than five Americans.

Suppose anyone ever considered that the best case scenario for the TSA was “The guy with the suicide vest splatters a dozen TSA officers and fifty people waiting in line, instead of bringing down a plane”?

I mean...they lived in a literal bubble. Their experience is not transferable. International politics is a relentless, anarchic, zero-sum Hobbesian world.

Better yet: Scrap the entire thing, fire 90% of TSA, replace the security line with a single air marshal on every flight and a small number of agents pulling people aside for random or not-so-random searches.

“Reducing Poverty in America,”

So, yeah...kinda sounds like the whole concept was one big exercise in excuse making.

They can have the $3.50 that’s left after the lawyers get paid.

“Thanks, Obama!” - Every Republican voter about to get buttfucked by Trump cuts.

They’re supposed to work poverty jobs for corporate America.

We are so fucked the next time the economy crashes.