If you get triggered and traumatized by the mere sight of a gun on the hip of a uniformed police officer, then you need to see a therapist. The world is not a safe place. That gun is there because there are people in the world who rape, rob, and kill their fellow humans. That gun is there because much of the American…

I used to be a runner, like you.

The movement isn’t about your sour grapes toward the ex that you divorced almost 20 years ago, lady.

Hold baby. Bounce baby awkwardly. Say “Uh...what’s up...offspring”. Observe look of terror and revulsion on the baby owner’s face. Carefully hand baby back to owner.

Hey, I liked it when sales were slow. They were making it rain sub-$400 ARs and there were rebates on damn near everything. Well, except the Kraut space guns, of course.

Good. Those people aren’t the teenagers who go nuts and shoot up their schools.

Hey, that’s what you think.

2017 was the best buyer’s market in years. Now people are crying about gun control again, and everything went OOS overnight. Can’t wait to see February NICS numbers.

Well, Splinter and the rest of the media are doing their damndest to drive sales back up.

First rule of Adult Daycare is “Nobody hands Donnie a gun”.

That’s impossible.

Myth. Every gun show has a table where LEOs are available to run background checks for any private sales. Nobody at gun shows is slinging guns like candy to any dipshit with cash. Nobody wants to sell a gun to the next Adam Lanza.

Low cap gun stocks? No, you want high cap gun stocks. Belt fed gun stocks, if possible. Don’t let your dreams be memes.

The NRA isn’t actually freaking out. They’re gonna get blitzed with donations this year. This shit is all just PR, none of it is actually important to them. People aren’t NRA members for the Delta discount.

Hmmm. It’s almost like more laws won’t matter to the crazy ones.

Go do it. See how long it takes you to actually find someone who doesn’t expect to see ID and a carry permit.

Q1 2017: Answered phone.

And is followed by a background check verifying if they are prohibited from buying a gun. Lying on the form is a felony.

The kind which would close loopholes that let people walk in off the street and buy high-powered assault rifles, no questions asked?