He reserves the adjective “fine” for women he wants to fuck, of course (like Ivanka). Not for women who actually have principles.

Yes and Republican Terrorists would threaten American programs and legislation whenever a Democrat would try to be pragmatic. So, all it took to prove Republican isolation worked was have North Korea test more nukes in ONE YEAR of Trump versus the 16 years before him, COMBINED. That isolation did the trick alright!

I’m just waiting for the Trump fanboys and other Nazi ilk to cry on Twitter. Their tears bring me such joy.

And, uh, Iron Man.

What made Bourdain so special is that you don’t even need to fucking pick his life apart to figure out his “motives” or what was happening, because he had already laid it all out. He held absolutely nothing back, especially when it came to his demons. That’s why he’ll be so missed. The fact that his loved ones are…

Like Aesop Rock says: They will chop you down just to count your rings.

Shit...your relatives will do it to you in case you are not famous.

Counterpoint: Become famous but also immortal.

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Reason to not seek fame: as soon as you die, everyone tries to pick apart who you were, question your life’s work and motivations.

“Also, the trapper gently tapped on his snout a few times.”

And that right there is why people should keep their dogs on leash when outside.

If you can’t beat us, join us! The weather is fantastic, the produce and wine are as good as it gets, and rarely do I stay up past 10:30 on a work night watching sports.

Sounds like you need to get a little further out of LA county? We camp in the desert for free all the time...

Williams Sonoma is not a bizarre sponsor. He hangs with Martha Stewart now, she hooked him up. What’s more bizarre is mixing Hendricks of all gins with juice. Like rose and cucumber notes do not go with orange juice at all.

In that game he also beat out a throw to first base which is something I never thought I would see the Panda do.

..partially collapsible...

Your a monster.

The rest of these people aren’t real killers. They’d all be dead now.