“Better school”? The Wolverines are a top 5 program, have a coach with strong NFL ties, play in the biggest stadium in the country and have a huge nationwide fanbase. Michigan is also respected academically, unlike Alabama and Clemson. What’s “better than Michigan” mean to you? UCLA or something? I’m confused as you…

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

More like The Dam Busters.

There is no such thing as “original” anymore.

I’m only defending him and the other US swimmers because it seems ridiculous that Brazil should try to retain them in their country when they seemingly did nothing wrong and if anything, appear to be victims of a crime.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

I read it in a Russian accent.

As someone who has seen sports fans in their element many times, it’s “fanatic.”

It seems kinda trifling to just like every thing she posts.

Gambling-related names are apparently off the table, per the NHL’s instructions.

That’s a birthmark.

get that weak shit outta here.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Are you accusing Lilly King of doping? That’s kind of a big deal if you are, especially with zero evidence to accompany it.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Maybe he don’t like people playin’ on his phone.

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Not only was his response well articulated it was also deep with…

Man, they’re getting along surprisingly well considering Mace decapitated Papa Fett.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.