“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

Wrong India, Columbus.

i’ve excitedly come to deadspin every fucking afternoon hoping it was going to be the lions (partially because i’m too lazy to read the entire article of other teams’ to see who is next) and left disappointed every single time, much like every lions’ game i’ve ever attended. but tomorrow, tomorrow is my fucking day.…

The NFL is not the law and should not act like the law!!

Ive been in a plane that was hit in the air and you heard it and saw it but it wasnt like hair raising.

Realizing I will piss off a number of people but will ask if a little laser pointer really that dangerous?

“but you realize this police force just used millions of dollars of equipment paid for by tax payers to arrest a punk kid for pointing a laser pointer”

I’m pretty sure they didn’t run out and buy a helicopter, thermal imaging, ground units just to go after this punk ass kid. Pretty sure they already all the equipment. In fact, it sounds like they were working on something else when they started getting lased.

Let’s review:

This is not a black thing or a McDonald’s thing, this is clearly a child abuse thing.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

Oh I'll go one day. Something will bring me there and it'll be a delight.

Drew, I understand all this. Ok? I do. But for Chrissake, spend ONE WEEKEND in New Orleans. Have dinner at Commander’s Palace, hit up Frenchmen St. for a while, eat a beignet or two. And besides, they have more than enough bars featuring drunk and depressed people with no live music, like the Three Legged Dog. Come…

Douse. The word is douse. That other word involves liquids, but not like this.

Perhaps he needs to go to the Zoolander center for kids who can't read good and want to do other stuff good too.