That game exists:

Well, Obviously it’s because you didn’t ask for it.

I’m sorry.

There are teenagers and children who follow the Kardashians on social media. Why do you think the very young Kylie and Kendall have become so popular lately? Many of these minors who look up to the Kardashians are genuinely ignorant about this type of advertising.

Off-hand, my first thought is Skyrim. Although there have been a number of other good ones, as well (the Fallouts, etc).

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Ugh. I feel like we’ve reached peak #authenticity in advertising. Everyone and their mother wants their brand to have a “purpose” and so often it feels like the execution is so ham-fisted. Like... you actually have to *do* things to make your brand purposeful; you can’t just make a TV spot or online video that says…

So long Waffle House doesn’t give up its aesthetic of half-burnt out 25w bulb lighting and how everything vaguely feels like it has a thin layer of congealed grease on it.

Go back to Ohio, shit-for-brains, it’s SODA. S-O-D-A, sooooodaaaaaa.
Just ask Luke Skywalker. He says it about 12 seconds in

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

Alright. I was on board with Dad 776, but this doesn’t even resemble the character at all in any of these pictures. It’s just some fat millennial hanging out or screwing a skinny Billy Idol.

Time to play some ETS2

What i$ that you $aid? I couldn’t hear you over my fort of $tacked twenty dollar bill$.

Agreed. Back in the day, Roy Rogers/Hardees (that’s what we had in the mid-Atlantic) served their burgers dry - just the patty and melted cheese on a bun. And then they had their awesome fixins bar. I would throw some pickles, onions, and a little bit of bbq sauce and you’re good to go. And then for my “salad” it was…

Just another example of the hypocrisy and self-rightousness that everyone has. She isn’t relatable because she has opinions and political views that don’t jive with what is expected of her by others based on her sexuality/gender journey. She’s not fighting the real fight for them.

That’s NOT a burrito. Torch wants to make edible dicks!

I always hated when those lane-splitting assholes would show up in Reno every year for Hot August Nights and Street Vibrations. It isn’t legal in NV, but they acted like it anyways. Picking your way through gridlock is one thing, but if freeway traffic is already going the speed limit and you feel the need to lane…

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

“Some say it was the Zika virus, some say it was the dirty water...but the real reason behind the start of the zombie apocalypse at the 2016 Rio Olympics was a small group of hungry reporters, unable to find any sustenance other than the warm bodies of their fellow scribes.”