I thought so too.

I keep thinking about making one, because it would crack me up every time I see it (in my own bathroom which I do not even allow my kids to use).

Oh my. Mine was Hollenback. P.S., kids are cruel.

That's a sweet thing to say. Thank you for the compliment! It was actually really interesting to think about, and I'm glad you posed the question.

Haters gonna hate.

Donate them to someone on Craigslist? Give them to your best friend? Make a tampon wreath?

If I might butt in, I'd suggest trying a thicker lube formula and see if that helps you out a bit more. Try one that is more of a gel than a liquid, or one that's designed more for anal sex. A heavier-duty lube may help coat more and reduce some of that friction better.

I felt a little awkward around the guy's mother, and a bit embarrassed about the assumption that we'd just obviously have sex. This was so different from my experiences with my own family that I was just ... nonplussed. When it came to the actual sex I forgot about all of it, but the overall vacation was a big eye…

I am sorry that happened to you. /hugs It's never easy to deal with experiences like yours.

I think you're doing that thing that people do when they mistake societal pressure for evolutionary function.

Size does not matter. It just doesn't. It's more about learning what your partner likes and making sure she's turned on and all that. It *is* helpful to choose a position that is more or less 'open' depending on the size of a guy's equipment, but really it's more about comfort and all the other good stuff.

Pink, by Aerosmith.

I remember a lot about both my first time with a woman and my first time with a guy, for different reasons. The one was with my best friend, and the other was while I was on vacation with the guy's family and they just assumed we'd share a room - weird to me at the time because we were both 16.

I'm sure bioscanning will be the wave of the future and we can call ourselves whatever we like. People already have multiple avatars online, for example, particularly if you post on message boards or you play video games. In some cases, your biometric identifiers are embedded in your ID cards. I could totally go by…

Since I have children from two different marriages, the hyphenation works for our family, but you have a point. The multiple names thing gets a bit stuffy and tedious. The whole thing is that we should be able to choose, like you did :) and not just automatically give up our surnames when we marry, imo.

So far (my kids are still in grade school) all three children are just using the first part of their last names, which is my surname. It's simpler for them and they say they like it better than the other part, which is not an explanation my former inlaws like at all.

haha I say that picking the name you like and identify with most is important!

Our divorce was a bit messy at the time, but mostly it was just sad. He developed PTSD and our marriage fell apart while he was in treatment for that. I just wasn't mature enough to handle the situation, and somewhere along the way we realized that we just didn't have a romantic relationship anymore. We're best of…

I love the whole, "but aren't you TRULY COMMITTED to your husband?!?!" Um, so if he's not taking my name, he's not committed to me? Also, my children from my 2nd marriage have hyphenated last names. They get to use one or both, and pick what they like. Ta da, everyone's tied together.

Isn't it funny that we (the ex and I, although maybe you did too) got a lot of "oh, you shouldn't marry so young, you're too young to get married," and our collective response was "up yours, you don't know what you're talking about!" And now I'd probably tell a teenage-something the same thing. We changed so much in…