In middle school we used Jolly Ranchers as poker chips in the band room. I made a KILLING on the damn things by buying a huge bag and selling them two for a quarter so people could play.

I am super jealous of your red hair and would randomly tell you how fabulous it is if I saw you in public. Fuck the haters.

I am from California and I definitely have the Valley accent. I finally stopped starting pretty much every sentence with, "Dude," but I still say "like" probably about 4 times as many as I need to. My boyfriend thinks it's hilarious though (he's British) and deliberately provokes my disgusted, "ugh, whatever,"…

The thing about your Bible is that you can find a quote for any and all positions in it. I'd bet you could see stellar examples of that on the WBC website if Anonymous wasn't currently fubaring it.

Signed. Thanks for drawing attention to the petition.

You know what is a bigger asshole move on their god's part? Planning for the rape of victims. It's ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN. That means that rape happens because your loving, all-knowing deity wanted you to be raped. Totally grody.

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haha I had the exact same reaction. Full on bursting, bubbling belly laughs, all the while saying, "That is SO GRODY." lol

For the first five months of my pregnancy with my son (who is now 7) I complained repeatedly about my nausea and inability to eat. My weight loss was documented in the visits and I was told again and again, "Oh, it's just morning sickness. It'll go away soon. Have you tried saltines?" In-FUR-iating. It wasn't until I…

You know, it's a condition that men can't experience, therefore it's, like, no biggie. Just some "female problem."

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It's totally fine to disagree with me on this one (not that you need my permission - I don't mean it like that lol), I'm kind of conflicted myself.

You're totally right! I swear though, it's a teeth-alignment thing. The actress who played Vicki on The Vampire Diaries (Google says her name is Kayla Ewell) bothers me in the same way. Beautiful woman but the straight-line bite just ... eek. Is that weird or what?

Before like, age 14 or so I wouldn't have noticed! Now it's cute.

Even if you're not superstitious that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a little childish thrill when the dates line up! :P "Adult" doesn't mean "dull."

Because kids wouldn't appreciate the numerical coincidence? I dunno. I know it made me smile in a way that I probably wouldn't have at 7 years old or whatever.

December 12, 2012.

Yeah, I can understand how alien it is - I feel all confined and not in a sexy way when I'm wearing underwear. I seriously dislike it.

It's because brunettes are hotter. Didn't you even READ the article about the article that referenced some dumb study? Gosh, pay attention! (Seriously though, she bugged me too. Lack of overbite, I think. That always weirds me out.)

There's a local pizza place here that makes pickle pizza. It's basically a cheeseburger pizza with white sauce, onions, bacon, ground beef, and dill pickles. It is SO SO GOOD. Well, not cold, because then the vinegar dries it up, but hot it is awesome and I always gorge myself like a piglet. So I get it like, 3 times…