I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

Don't worry, I have gloss and tasteful taupe eyeshadow right here for that "natural" look! We'll just team up and also provide him with that ultimate fantasy!

haha And it's not condescending and trivializing to state that women don't deserve as much as men? Gtfo.

Ugh. On this site, we don't think rape is a joke. Grow up.

To me they are a big, big, BIG deal because they're a *tad* harder to catch in the first place, something you should be vigilant about if you're sexually active, and they tend to raise questions about your partner's/partners' sexual habits.

Omg that is the BEST. Can you imagine if the woman's tags had been expired or something? hahaha Thanks for sharing!

The ingredient list for one of our products, Stay Hard Creme (hey, the name gets the point across!), is as follows: propylene glycol, glycerine, deionized water, triethanolamine, carbomer, sodium saccharin, methylparaben, propylparaben, imidazolidinyl urea, flavor, red, yellow. Incidentally, it is strawberry flavored.

Sure! First chance to not look like the ass you were just being is totally free. You're welcome, world. lol

Good for you! This is a great story and I have a handclap for you :D

1) Terrible advice. If you worry about testing and your partner won't do it, don't have sex. Period. Because even curable STIs are still a big big big deal.

I'm a Passion Parties consultant and our company actually offers a couple of different desensitizing products designed specifically for sex. They're even safe to eat due to the possibility of contact overlap (although you might numb your mouth if you get enough on your tongue).

Oh, hormones. If it weren't for them we'd likely eat our young like guppies do.

haha I appreciate it! Standing up to jerks, one line at a time. I bet they'll think twice before doing it again. I mean, that's like a $50 lesson in manners.

haha Oh NO, I am a raging pain in the ass over that shit. That's the type of situation where I take the time out of my day to get a manager. Actually, just last Halloween Chipotle was doing $2 burritos for anyone who showed up in costume. I went with my (young) kids. 45 minutes into waiting in line to get in the door,…

Yeah, but see, your boobs *should* be squashed, since they look better that way. His balls don't get to be on display so there is no point for the testi-cleavage.

I actually tell people that the line starts back /there/ and that we've been waiting x amount of time. If they refuse to move, I find *someone in charge* and get them booted from the line. I cannot stand line cutters.

Actually, I do use "woman" in that context and without irony. The thing is that there is no social equivalent of "guy." "Girl" is socially equivalent to "boy," and if someone referred to an adult male like you as a "boy" he would likely bristle as his adulthood and autonomy is being questioned. For the same reason, I…

You're not the only one. I tend to obnoxiously correct people and point out that I haven't been a girl since I hit puberty.

rofl Sitting under your tummy more like, and poking the hell out of it for funzies, so food doesn't settle right. The things we go through to propagate the species!

Your opinion is based on anecdotal 'evidence' rather than supported facts. Many people (including several I know - my ex husband was in the Army and the military will cover Lasik procedures) have gotten Lasik with no ill effects. Like many non-"sketch" medical procedures, there is a small amount of risk that the…