Before I hit play I assumed Patrick was overstating but... yeah. That was disappointing. I went to the USGP last year and the "2013" segment of the video had me giggling in the same manner. 2014 was more of an "Oh, that's interesting." They sound like the flying cars in the Fifth Element.

That's a baritone sax, yes they're very heavy (though I haven't picked one up since I was in middle school so I don't remember how heavy they really are). Tenors are smaller.

Bro, this isn't even the best video they have. This one broke their bandcamp last week and prompted me to pull out a sax for the first time in a decade.

Will be there + 2.

That's only in the mornin'!

Tweeted at my senator... No, I can't be bothered to pick up the phone.

You're not from around here I take it.

BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL

I was thinking the same thing.

And if we could be so bold, let us also say that no ship could ever be as grand or as wonderful as worldwide friendship. Go ahead and hug the person sitting next to you right now. If you're crying while you're reading this, that's perfectly understandable. Tears of joy at the wonderment of humanity are pouring out at…

Raph, you gonna be okay?

Fun fact: that's Pinsky from Salute Your Shorts.