I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.
I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.
Am I supposed to feel bad for some Neanderthal fuck who was injured when his job was to kill the bull? This makes me nearly as happy as a story about drunk redneck fucks who have hunting accidents.
Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.
Torero Jiménez Fortes is in serious condition after being gored in the jugular at the Feria de San Isidro…
The 8 for the nutsack is priceless.
The poor emoji dude looks so... ANGRY. Why so angry emoji masterbator?
He’s practical, that one.
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I like how he’s standing on his tip toes while cumming.
this is the greatest.
I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”
No dice. I would love a little blood sugar sext magik but my partner is a literal dude with an impaired romantic imagination. The few times I’ve tried, with innocuous but hopefully leading messages like “I wish you were in my bed right now,” I get matter of fact responses like “too bad we live so far apart.” :/
Anything that began “If I was single, I would....”
And people say romance is dead.
One of the first texts I remember receiving from Mr. VonQueso: “I would hump the shit out of you.”