This is like one of the best things I've ever read and let's make friends.

A voice of reason! I’m a mother and I have one FB friend who fairly regularly will post some shit about her special snowflake of a kid, just like I have a few who go a bit heavy on the religion, the healthy eating, etc. I even have a Michael Jackson nut job. What do I do? I scroll past. Or, in the case of the Michael…

No, because pregnancy isn’t man flu, which is the only serious condition anyone could ever have and the only thing deserving of any attention. Everything else is just made up.

Ooh, best of luck with your bambino!

I guarantee you that if I had pushed a human being out of my vagina, I would never stop going on about it. ‘Hey, remember that time when I pushed a human being out of my vagina? A WHOLE HUMAN BEING. OUT OF MY VAGINA.

Seriously! I roll my eyes sometimes, but then I continue on with my life. I’ve never had a kid, so how would I understand? If you hate it so much, block that shit and carry on.

Like, human beings grew inside you. You are a person factory!

If you’re posting amazing, momentous child moments once a month that’s definitive overkill. Once a week, you’re completely obnoxious and deluded. Once a day, everyone literally fantasizes about killing you.

are we the same person

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

If you knew how insulting it is for a gay as I read over and over and over again people comparing homosexuality with incest or bestiality ...

You literally just compared being gay to being in an incestuous relationship.

Shut the fuck up

Pandering to who? Every time someone does something for someone that isn’t you is pandering is it?

One might say he’s the Joe Flacco of murder.

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked.

Meh, I don’t really even have a witty comment to make. Probably the only thing that comes to mind is good riddance, and what an absolute moron. He threw away his entire life for nothing. All of the money he stood to make from football is gone. All of the potential on-field success and accolades are no more. Most…

so does this mean he was not good at murdering?