“Some of us, not me, pinched our noses and voted for Hilldawg.”

If Jezebel becomes the daily Blow Job for Bernie, like Gawker was in 2016; I’m out.

Well, $65,000 plus room and board, so really it’s like 600,000 a year. 

Anonymous released Hilary’s emails but not Trump’s tax returns, which says all you need to know about Anonymous. Also every member of Anonymous I’ve met has been a middle aged white man who bragged about being a member, which is like, too ironic to even laugh at.

whooo boy you really haven’t been paying attention. 4chan’s been right-leaning for about 4 years at this point. “Anonymous” as much as it was ever a thing at all are a bunch of alt-right idiots these days.

At one point, Trump began tweeting on his own, a moment that McConney likened to “the moment in ‘Jurassic Park’ when Dr. Grant realized that velociraptors could open doors,” he told Politico. “I was like, ‘Oh no.’”

You mean like help spread AIDS and selling children out from under unwed mothers and killing children and dumping their bodies mass graves?

These people don’t deserve that magnificent house (which she’s decorated to look like a suburban tract house). The room she calls “the library” has almost no books (there are but three yard-long shelves to the right of the fireplace). Then again, she calls The Night Before Christmas a book (it’s a poem).

If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

Can I just say that I am so used to powerful men getting away with terrible acts, that I had to read this twice to make sure I hadn’t mis-read?

Maybe one could investigate if there are certain officers with a statistically divergent amount investigations ended because of such forms having been signed.

I wish that everyone would just turn down every single media opportunity to interview Melania. Considering her “Be Best” campaign is a total joke, media folks should treat her like that - a joke. Because she is. She’s a fucking joke. Can you imagine if no one requested a comment from her or an interview or ANYTHING…

Pretty sure SantaCon was birthed in San Fransisco ... peeps been doing it here in Seattle since the early aughts... but never quite as impressively as the NYC ones...

This doesn’t bother me? When models act like they eat and exercise like normal people, it just makes normal people feel like shit for not looking like that. I feel a lot better about my body knowing that at least I get to enjoy food while she has to settle for raw vegetables and that pear.

Allow me to tell you all a story, and you make of it whatever you want...

His mom was a woman, ok?!?!

Oh, well those couple tweets have swayed my opinion and he’s just fucking dandy!  He probably likes coaching his daughters’ basketball team, too...

Girl, pop a vitamin D with your coffee in the morning, and put some sunblock on your face errryday. Otherwise those acids you’re using are just aging you faster.

That Will and Kate family photo is absolute - and I mean absolute - Peak Whiteness.