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I HATE roosters. I grew up on a farm with chickens and I was pecked so badly I had to have stitches when I was a kid! Then, a stupid rooster decided to roost on my window. People have this lovely idea that roosters crow once and it’s all pastoral and shit- but no- those fuckers started crowing at 430 am through 8 am

It is nice of Canada to do this I suppose, but how will other countries react to a passport that has no gender designation?

Spicer seems like a million years ago.

It’s from Witches of Eastwick and honestly I’ve never read it (love the movie) so I can’t speak to the context. But it illustrates your point regardless.

I’m surprised Tomi Lahren is as brazen as she is. There are people who might spill the tea on her past.

I dunno, I’m not sure about taking any kind of interpersonal advice from somebody that got expelled from college for punching someone. I’ve managed to go my whole life without punching someone, and I feel like it hasn’t been too hard to avoid, even when I’m miffed.

Listen, I love Annette Bening and I’m not trying to be an ass or ageist when I say this, but let’s be honest about the fact that she’s of an age where surviving in the film industry meant she had be to the cool girl and be a part of the “boy’s club.” That is ingrained in her now.

That guy is so cute and smart and has such amazing historical knowledge to share (though maybe I only care ‘cause I like political history) and no one on the other side will ever hear what he has to say because, knowledge! Yuck!

Maddow is superb. I listen to her podcast the day after; I hope that the powers at be notice that many people access her there. I’m afraid the lovely presidential historian she brings in is going to kill himself live on air; he seems so broken by this horror.

I will never get tired of sharing this.

Except it doesn’t matter if she initially agreed to be asked a question or two... the reporter clearly just wanted some “real talk” about “what it’s like for a mother fighting the rushing waters with her children”... seriously? Fuck that shit. Sure, her questions weren’t outright racist or dogwhistles, but she clearly

Did you call Cruz and Cornyn? I do not have a lot of faith in them but you should try them and your congressman. Actually Congressman Lloyd Doggett usually helps people from anywhere in Texas. Try Beto O’Rouke too he is running for senator but he is currently a congressman too and he has an incentive to get a good

Oh that is so tacky.

Tacky, bourgeoisie assholes.

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

Honestly they could probably tell him if he answers the questions they can put his dad away and he could no longer tell him what to do, he’d be his own man and never have to worry being hurt by him again.

“First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is

I hope this asshole gets dick spiders.