Fuck Matt Damon.

Can you imagine being the person who leaked these calls? They are probably in a bar right now, knocking back another drink and sweating. Oh to be a Washington DC bartender...

In the same vein, he keeps whining to both these other leaders about how bad everything will make him look, like that’s what, their problem? Especially in the case of Peña Nieto, I can’t imagine a person on earth with more right to be uninterested in Trump’s self-made image problem.

If it wasn’t the fate of the country hanging in the balance, I might actually be amused by what is obviously a secret society of Republican WH staffers determined to bring Trump down from the inside.

Wouldn’t a “cosmopolitan bias” be the one that favors rich professionals?

They had white guys with blond hair, and white guys with brown hair and white guys with black hair! They had white guys who were from NYC and white guys from LA! They had white guys who sported 3 days of stubble and white guys who only sported one day of stubble! They had white guys who were protestant and white guys…

Wait. They count shows that air on CW, their sister network, as their own shows? That’s not how this works, CBS. Your primetime is the hours between 7 to 10 p.m. on your network, CBS, not CW.

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

We’re now in a situation where the heads of the US Armed Forces, traditionally some of the most stubborn socially conservative people on the planet, are more tolerant than the President.

I, too, am more accepting of gay people than I am of white evangelicals.

I agree. Sure, the Laguna gang was a group of privileged white kids but I think they were so much better in several ways. First, they were actual teenagers, not loser 20 somethings desperately hanging onto the label of “kids” instead of trying to do something productive with their lives. Second, I seem to remember…

WHOAH- Hold up- is that hashtag implying that they’re pouring beer on her because she dated a black guy?!? So they’re not just trashy nouveau riche animal abusing psychos, they’re also racist shitbags?!?

There is a zero percent chance that there are no indictable crimes in Trump’s recent past—and I’m not talking about the election. I don’t think anyone in NY real estate could survive concerted scrutiny by someone like Mueller and his team. That’s why Trump is so fucking worried; I’m sure he thinks he can manage the…

We all know Trump will never resign.  Resigning means he’ll be seen as “weak” so that’ll never happen and no way in hell the GOP impeaches him ‘cause they’re terrifed of their nutty base, so where are we headed? Constitutional crisis and low-grade civil war or will that 33% eventually accept he has to go but they’ll…

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

Well at least he still has that divorce to look forward to.

I mean, you know why.

The barely suppressed glee on the faces of the officers behind him is giving me the creeps

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying