I like this version:

I don’t like that the elephant has front-facing eyes. A predator’s eyes. Elephants are supposed to be herbivores. No wonder everyone is freaked out by this mutant creature. The elephants are evolving into killers.

The “discrepancy” between the show finale and the books is that the show’s finale will be released.

Honestly, I think the odds are even slimmer that he’ll really buckle down and finish the series after his death

Idk, but I’m sure that, eventually, every 3rd article on Jez will be about him...

... but wasn’t taken seriously by doctors.

Chris Pratt sullies the legacy of Andy Dwyer and dishonors the service of Burt Macklin.

That’s what it’s made for! I don’t understand your comment.

Does the flash have lipstick on? Why? does it help with aerodynamics?

Lady Gaga looks fucking stunning, but I kinda miss her wacky meat dress days. She could at least come in on a litter!

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

I’ve been seeing lots of it in my left leaning Facebook groups, because they refuse to actually “side with the cops” since ACAB, etc etc. Someone yesterday kept going on about “where’s the proof he lied? I already know cops are liars”. It was frustrating to say the least. 

I feel like some people here in the comments need to find a better bank. I exclusively use credit unions, and in the past 8 years I’ve had fraud charges show up twice at my current CU, and they notified me of the charges, refunded me the money that day, and had a new card to me within a couple days.

Barney Miller is almost exactly what I had hoped for with McFarlane’s The Orville

This is a regional thing so I’ll forgive the total lack of mention or recognition in the article or comments: The strange, falsetto live-action Snow White, along with the dancers with elaborate, bowl shaped headdresses are from Beach Blanket Babylon, a satirical musical review that began in San Francisco in 1974, and…

I want the “Not Interested” feature back. I’m never going to watch The Ranch. I would like to stop scrolling past it. Just remove it from my view completely.

Raises hand even tho you weren’t asking me

I fucking love the internet sometimes. ❤️

Huh. I was pretending to be sober in another part of the same city in the same year. Very alone, for different reasons. And watching Skins and growing attached.