Kids, gather round. Long before this thing called the “internet”, folks used to pitch their products on good old school classic TV, sometimes on what were called “infomercials”.

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.

In addition to being poor, a lot of us just don’t want the things that the incredibly materialistic boomer generation thought were so fucking “essential.” No, I don’t want diamonds. No, I don’t want a 20,000 square foot house. No, I don’t need a new car every 3 years. No, I don’t want to spend all day at the mall…

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

That was Ylvis, who is Norwegian, and their song Stonehenge was by far the superior:

That was Norway. Finland gave the world Lordi:

Every time I get fingered by a bird I feel like they’re just winging it.

“Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Stool Pigeon Parrot Sings Like Canary!”

Are you sure it wasn’t a canary?

I had to read that headline multiple times to comprehend it. I don’t even want to say where my mind was heading.

Really the problem with a new Heathers is one of times. This story doesn’t fucking work after Columbine and Sandy hook. It just...doesn’t. The thing where the gun falls out of a backpack? Or literally everything else.

Counterpoint:

Yuck. Heathers was the kind of lightning in a bottle weirdness that always sucks when people try to reboot it.

So as another Theon fan I disagree. I don’t think Theon’s plot was that he couldn’t be both, it was that he felt like he couldn’t be both. I think the fight on the beach was him realizing that he is both a Stark and Greyjoy, and that’s okay, he doesn’t have to choose.

I found Jon forgiving Theon to be surprisingly emotional, myself. He’s suffered so much, nice to see him get some small measure of absolution.

Cersei being a petty piece of shit even facing legends is my favorite thing about her.

The ultimate authority on usage is people using the language, not a dictionary. I know it kills you that media outlets like Buzzfeed have influence over the English language, but I just don’t see how that’s any different from a popular playwright rephrasing an idiom and having it become The Standard centuries later.…

I feel like you’re distracting from the far more important point that she JUST NOW realized that meeting Dwayne Johnson would be a puppies, sunshine, and butterflies experience.

I can imagine they would be quite the menace in any town/semi-urban setting. Here in MS, turkeys get the shit blasted out of them every spring during turkey season, so they’re usually hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns. (Hurrying the hell back into hiding from rednecks with guns is also a…