I am a banana.

Well, that’s socialization for you right there. White men are taught not to put up with such behavior. Women are usually taught to keep their mouths shut. And maybe smile more.

No

See, I hadn’t even thought of hard boiled eggs.

See, I hadn’t even thought of hard boiled eggs.

Agreed, but we still need a link and an image!

Agreed, but we still need a link and an image!

He has 5!

2 cool

FWIW, your local library may well give you access to Zinnio, which is also like “Netflix for magazines” only, you know, you’re already paying for it with your tax dollars so you might as well use it! (It is limited to whichever magazines your library subscribes to, however.)

FWIW, your local library may well give you access to Zinnio, which is also like “Netflix for magazines” only, you…

29 and who knows? Heart condition?

Thanks. I legit did not get that until now.

Many points have been covered, and well, but I just wanted to clarify that these institutions are not for-profit.

No, clowns ruined clowns. You cannot time travel to a time where people are not afraid of clowns because they are inherently scary.

“scampaign” Was this delightful portmanteau a typo or intentional?

I had a brief moment of almost liking him after that meme with him and the green coat came out, but then he was too stupid to realize that was charming and humanizing, so...

No. Lover is the worst.

It’s okay. I know too much about Crocs.

But neither were Sarandon and Robbins and... :(

No, but collectively, they indicate a pattern of abuse.

At least their feet were comfy, for once?

That’s why the Bistro Crocs don’t have holes.