Also I feel like there’s some sort of law that means there HAS to be an error somewhere in that post that I’m missing because I called myself a good writer. It’s making me paranoid.

Eh, I get away with it because I’m a really, really good writer. I don’t brag on myself a lot (too Southern), but I get full marks on all of my papers. They aren’t rife with errors, I promise! I *do* find it stressful, though, which is why I ought not do it. I’m going to go work on that paper, now.

I’ve got one due tomorrow. Granted, I’ve done the research but have I so much as written a sentence?

I need my grownup. :(

It’s okay. Basically everyone is more stylin’ than me.

Yeah, not really my bag, either. I like the Onion but Clickhole usually falls flat for me.

Except for that Katy Perry thing up there. That is funny.

Look, I just don’t want to annoy the downstairs neighbors.

The best gifts I got, and the only ones I can still really remember, were off registry. So were the worst, but that’s beside the point. I’m just grateful people came to my wedding and had a good time.

Apparently, I’m 74. On the other hand, it identified a picture of my 90-something year old great-grandfather as in his 30s. Maybe it got us mixed up?

This was my introduction to Nina Simone. I had no idea what the lyrics meant, but the way she sang it, I knew what it was about anyway.

You can prove them wrong and get cool points? (About the 38 second mark)

Damn. I would have put money on Adam Levine.

As a fat girl who loves her hair short, I recommend a swing cut. Easy to style and can actually help thin out your face.

Yes, same here. If by “arrival of the internet” you mean, “Just now noticed because someone pointed it out.” So, you know, exactly the same.

I wrote that, and now I want to make ALL THE JOKES about Clinton and pussy. But I will not.

It was my favorite thing about Bill Clinton.

Well, add me to the magic twat club, I guess?

Funnily enough, once upon a not-so-long-time-ago, there was no such thing as “okay,” OK?

This was totally the most pertinent thing to me about this video. I came down here right away to see if anyone had brought it up!

Okay, I will suggest a completely random assortment of books!

For fluffy fun, try the Parasol Protectorate series.

I feel compelled to recommend The False Prince, for no good reason. Just, really fun to read. Which reminds me of an oldie, but goodie: Meghan Whalen Turner’s “Queen’s Thief” series.

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