What the hell is supposed to be wrong with being a librarian? I'm a librarian.

Diplo, I can eat and dream at the same damn time, thankyouverymuch.

Here, Rob Thomas...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=happy+as+a+…

No! Why?

My wife is away, so I have to get both my kids ready for school by myself. For lunch, I packed them both an iTunes gift card

Shia LaBeouf's tweets are a lot like Horse_ebooks.

Yay! Someone who has read it!

I was somewhat disappointed at first, as I really, really did not like Clariel-the-character. (I though it would be impossible for Nix to write a heroine more self-absorbed than Lirael, but there you are... also, despite it all, I liked Lirael). As it became clear to me, though, who…

No, but as a fellow misanthrope, I think that's why I always liked him.

Also, as a Jew, I resent being lumped in with this bullshit.

I would have any kind of sex, awkward or otherwise, with John Leguizamo.

Or vice versa.

Yoko Ono's tweets are a lot like Jaden Smith's.

Oh, thanks, but I wouldn't call myself a celebrity, per se.

Eating them?

"I'm currently on the market to buy a lot of new underwear."

But Water Me is probably my personal favorite. It's... unusual, though, so fair warning.

Two weeks is by far her most accessible work...

Also, Grant Imahara is no longer on Mythbusters because he is the worst.