While I agree with your overall point, I think there is a distinction between “not liking” and “allergy” as far as the kitchen is concerned. I always take any special diet requests very seriously. If someone “doesn’t like tomatoes” that means not putting tomato ingredients in their food. If they’re “allergic to…

Someone flashed me and one of my friends when we were buying slurpees, she looked at him and then yelled “ lets kill him!” and we chased him down the street with his dick flapping around.

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

This is why I can't eat cheesecake; it goes straight to my vagina.

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.

I agree in theory, but would say that most of these are the stories we remember because not because of the stupid question or staggering lack of knowledge the guest shows but because of the way the guest responded when it is explained. I was a restaurant manager for a decade. What you say is right in most cases, but…

Nope, didn't miss the part where she described the Scallop Mini Burgers as seared scallops on brioche. If diners are returning this dish on the regular, and notice she said "not even close to the only time this has happened", it doesn't take a great leap to figure out some people don't know what scallops are.

The saddest part of this story is that this is not even close to the only time this has happened.

Many of us who occasionally show bra straps JUST GIVE UP. We can only find one or two bra styles that fit, and we're tired of not wearing the clothes we want, too. Tacky? Arguably. Some days I just want to wear a damned tank top.

Technically, this is a one-piece rather than a bikini. Carry on .

you can't defame the dead

To be fair, it made for one hell of a story, though.

On twitter from some Americans there is more outrage about protesters burning the American flag than there is about innocent black lives being taken. Probably an unpopular opinion but i am glad they burnt it.

To Jez, every woman in this story, and everyone who has had to deal with this:

Keep fighting.

That's all I have. :(

In for $40 because fuck Dan Handler, it's payday, and I really want the tote bag.

I am not a nice person, but I am a good person. I am not mean or rude, but the little subtle, socially accepted actions that make up "nice" don't occur to me or I care very little about them. I have feelings and emotions, I can be quite emotional actually, I just don't feel or emote in the ways others expect. I am…

Complaining about diarrhea jokes in south park is like complaining that your steak is too meaty.

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

YES. And to be completely fair, many a professional server has flat out refused to work the Mother's Day shift—that's when people who don't know how brunch works descend on restaurants and get shitfaced at 10 a.m.