Ooh, I'm really good at this game!

It makes my libido go nuts, and makes sex a billion times more pleasurable, but it also kind of doesn't make me think about hitting on people. I always thought it was common knowledge that drinking makes you think more about getting laid but enjoy the actual process less, but whereas smoking does the inverse. I have…

Not to mention the effect it has on longterm earning potential... the trauma caused by assault like that changes a person's personality and emotional maturation is generally at least a little stunted as they reach adulthood. I know my own distrust of others has been a serious detriment to my career - I am constantly…

Based on what you've said so far, I would go with no, you should not act on it. But, I would really have to know more about your personality and particular skill sets in order to really answer. It also seems, from your responses to others, that you might be thinking of something more along the lines of a small food…

Where I live, my american spirits only cost $7-8 a pack, depending on where you buy them, but that's still money damnit. If someone offers a quarter, which is pretty common, I may or may not, depends on how broke I am haha. But if it's a dollar, I'll give them two and take the dollar, every time. Totally worth it, and…

Yay! She looks like my mom, who funny enough or not funny enough also suffers from chronic pain. But my mom is in her late 60s. So huzzah! I'm off to go celebrate the non-crone future I'll have if I ever live to see it.

This is very similar to the aftermath of my assault, although the perpetrator was not a student. Few people at my school were aware of anything, but my entire social circle outside of school was aware, and I went through years of being called a whore and a slut and being threatened physically whenever I went anywhere…

Depends on why I'm sad, but classical, Elliott Smith, Lucinda Williams, and Patty Griffin are all pretty steady players. If I'm feeling just kind of generally blue, I usually will put on whatever I feel like singing along with, which is usually folky bluegrassy stuff, and eventually whatever sad-ish tracks I start…

If the manager didn't say anything to correct him, it may have been that he was just weird and making a joke. That's the kind of totally out of thin air one-off deadpan joke that I make when I am super tired or really high and I'm interacting with people in public. I'll see the weird look but not feel like explaining…

In a way, yeah, but there will always be a use for human intuition and know-how. I drive a scooter, so I have to study maps before I go anywhere due to checking a phone map being either really dangerous if I'm moving or really inconvenient if I pull over. It's easier for me to bring step-by-step written directions on…

I won a trip to a tropical island through one of these. Luckily I make little enough money that it didn't affect my taxes haha excuse me while I go cry for a moment. Anyway. While I was there, I met a dude who does this. He had a bunch of programs set up that would auto-fill his entries for a lot of stuff, then did a…

It's so weirdly pervasive and accepted by so many servers... I just don't get it. I've seen totally otherwise-liberal-and-PC coworkers become shockingly ignorant and racist when they get a table that's all black people or all Muslims. Yes, they also moan about tables that are all old people or teens or frat bros, but…

I don't like going to brunch but that's only because I hate stressful, crowded, loud atmospheres. I've been known to walk out of my favorite bar a few minutes after arrival simply because there were a few too many people for my taste. I also don't have the money to afford brunch, so I fully admit to part of my dislike…

Whoa. I don't give a crap about Drake, but you totally pinpointed the weird thing that I didn't even realize my brain was trying to figure out. He definitely has chronic Resting Breakup Face.

My first thought was "as long as I can smoke while I'm waiting..." I mean shit, that's how I spent the vast majority of my free time before/after work. Sitting in a lawn chair, smoking cigarettes, reading shit or playing stupid word games on my phone, and drinking coffee if it's early, liquored up cider if it's late.…

I think you're totally correct, and want to say thank you for making your point. It seems like as younger "Nice Guys" age, the ones who can't get over their complex tend to exhibit much more potentially aggressive/dangerous/offensive behavior toward their "rejectors" than the women who can't get over it, and I think…

I do this to people sometimes, my landlord is terrible about sending regular lawn service but we have an agreement that raised the rent last year because they felt like I needed to mow more often and I felt like having a lawn in Texas is stupid and wasteful and wanted to just cover it all with mulch and stone. So we…

At first, I wanted to respond that I actually won a legit online sweepstakes for a weeklong vacation in Curacao a few years back, and the initial email from the tourism agency holding it essentially was a long set of instructions in varying sizes/colors of font telling me to email them all my personal info.

I never had an issue with needles as a kid, but around 12 or 13 it was like all of a sudden I realized what shots actually were. I won't describe that, because I know you don't need me to and neither of us want to think/read it, but yeah, once I realized what was happening when I got a shot, I developed an immediate…

Yes!!! I have no issue with veganism or vegan food. I think it's awesome to try to recreate certain traditionally-meat dishes in new ways, and from a merely culinary perspective limits like "no meat" or "no dairy" are a great way to expose yourself to foods you may have never otherwise tried, discover new ways of…