Look, I’m not saying that this would be just... fantastic, but I’m not not saying that, either.

How can I help, Mr. Khamenei? 

And the result?

“their” in his parlance has always been equal to whatever version of boogeyman is in their head.  They fill in the blank and assume he’s talking about that.

I want the earlier conversation at HQ.

Truly, he is the focal point of the worst generation of people to ever inhabit the earth.

You can’t fix that kind of stupid.

Are those wheels as off-putting in real life as they look in the photos? Is that fabric hard to slide on? Can a large dog fit in the back?

Can’t wait to hear how this is somehow Bernie’s fault

It’s the backdrop. NBC’s Peter Alexander is also stationed in front of Edinburgh Castle. Hey, I know Edinburgh is the better city, music scene aside. But the message the US News media is sending that Edinburgh Castle = Scotland is embarrassing. Get to Glasgow, you lazy anchors. Have a fried Mars bar and mingle with…

my god slideshows are fucking terrible for shit that can be posted in 10 lines of text.

If we’re rewriting the Constitution, let’s just get parliamentary system going and institute ranked choice voting.

I stopped trusting it after the 2000 election.

Yah. If you take away the “rah, rah, hate the rich” thing, a sentence of 4 years in jail is the STIFFEST penalty for involuntary manslaughter in Cali. And probation for a first offense is a standard penalty.

I mean, I ain’t mad. I’m just not watching it. ::shrug::

Back in my day, Lifehacker used to be about useful things like setting up a media server. Now it’s cringe AF content like this.

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