If the Dem leadership is smart, election reform and the obliteration of gerrymandering at the state level should be top-most priority if they gain control of the senate, house, and executive. Tippy-top priority. Almost all major political challenges stem from the outsized influence of nigh-uninhabited acreage in…

A new extension of Amazon’s Mechanical Turk program, bringing the “Internet of Things” to us all by making us the “things”.

“Larry Dallas’ Beard” sounds like it could be an Irish drinking song about a local politician’s “wife”.

In a dark future, the last monoculture of pork cells that have been used for generations to create the bacon supply for the world, dies from a mysterious bacon-cell-affecting-only plague. Like the American Chestnut.

Conveniently, there’s a ridiculous amount of healthy pigs around to scrape some more from so there’s…

And maybe that might be a regional speci-al-ity, like, only Canadian labs make their bacon in tubes to be sliced...

The debates are gonna be two old fucks trying to score points on each other, both of which will get loud and bellicose because that’s what they do.

If we are lucky, Biden will lose his cool and punch Trump. 

Especially then... 

Cool little gadget, but if you wanna be legit using a French Press, then it is always what this calculator calls a 1. That’s just how you make coffee in a French Press. If you want like a 4+, get an automatic drip machine and enjoy your sad bean-tea.

If only there were a Hell. All evidence suggests it’s more akin to “let me shit on the world and then one day all my stupid fucking bullshit amounts to a pile of ash. But I wasn’t poor! Fuck you poors!”

More evidence (if you needed it) proving lawyers just aren’t really that smart.

What can you say? New York, where you’re “on line” at the DMV and “out East” (if you’re past Queens).

yes.

Here’s the setup for the beginning of the end for the United States.

Trump, fresh from being defeated handily by Biden goes to Florida, get’s indicted by NY. Instead of handing his ass over to NY, FL leadership defies inter-state extradition agreements that have held for over a century. It goes to the Supreme Court,…

I mean, it’s an “Irish Pub”. I would bet that easily half of them are very “pro-whitey”. I can’t think of any that I’ve been to besides Bennigan’s that weren’t. “English Pubs” in the US are even worse.

I’ve tried three times so far during this pandemic to grow a beard, and it grows. But my face shit is so goddamn bristly and stiff that it’s like a fucking Bluto beard and hurts like hell to keep. Beard oils, brushing, conditioner, none of that shit softens my death needle beard. But I look like Powder without facial…

Or maybe that’s supposed to be “Black?” “Black the Blue?”

Additionally, Kaepernick was released from the NFL in 2016, making this a dated reference even when it initially transpired.

Anecdote regarding the potential for damage a wooden practice sword holds:
 
When I was in high school, a good buddy of mine, who practiced kendo because he was a huge geek (had been doing it for years at this point), had a few bokken (because he practiced kendo). Being the gang of spastic geeks we (the core friend crew…

Having never lived in that era, that is also my understanding of how things were. Also, all the women wore pretty dresses with aprons and oven mitts.

eBussy is maybe better than the eBusey, that one has a really fucked up front grill and some weird headlight action.