The driver assist systems should also be incapable of being used above the speed limit. Allowing an operator to set the cruise speed 15mph above the posted limit and then engage autopilot is an asinine decision.

I don’t understand why the police unions don’t get sued in shit like this. They’re the ones providing the labor, they should be held accountable when their laborers fuck up. Both the victim and the employing government should both tax the fuck out of the police unions for shit like this. That’s how you see real…

Unacceptable, replacing Air Force 1 with anything that isn’t a modern, eco-friendly, dirigible is, frankly, political godsamned suicide.

Maybe “frickinamerica.gov” *fistbumpemoji*

Isn’t that how this always works? “Something else but my own actions caused me to suffer misfortune.” It’s basically what every human does every time they fuck up, regardless of race. We just get to see it here applied to racism. Good times.

I really did enjoy it for a few weeks, but there was just so little to do aside from farming the same missions over and over. But without, say, the carrot games like that (Diablo) use to keep you grinding (better loot!). The flippin level 1 newb gun was the best it the game! The hell is the point?

“Mom served Dad divorce papers on Dec 27" *lights stay up until the house is sold in the divorce settlement because everyone had the wind taken out of their sails*

My guess is that the multiplayer aspect of MEA, that they kept trying to trick players into, just didn’t take off (for many reasons, including “Mass Effect players aren’t looking for an arena pvp game). EA wanted an online cash cow, tried to force that into ME, BW tried to make it happen but the game (and engine) was…

People who have never lived in NYC always seem to get super defensive when a New Yorker says something like “Gosh it’s not easy to get a filling breakfast on every corner for under $5". You either get the dopes who offer $10+ sandwiches from some fancy yuppie place, or the crew who bend over backward to demonstrate…

Well, the pigs are Chinese. Slaughtered en masse, shipped slightly cured to the Boar’s Head processing plant in Bushwick Brooklyn, and then distributed to the thousands of bodegas and delis in the greater NY metro region. They say they source their meat from local providers, but I really disbelieve that. The amount of…

Bagels have no business serving as sandwich bread. Bagels are their own thing, any and all attempts to sandwich-ize them have always resulted in a sandwich-like thing that spurts its guts out of the other side while you try to bite. It’s like a Newtonian Law or some shit.

Yes, but, if you are in NYC, head out to Bushwick on the L and hit up the taqueria attached to the tortilla factory. On point.

I see it more as an observation about the lack of 1) cheap and 2) tasty working class breakfast options in DC. Sure, you can roll out to a destination spot and get a fancy 10+ dollar yuppie approximation of a breakfast sandwich in DC. And it’ll be delicious. But in NYC, you can be literally anywhere, walk into any…

Captain Impeached, turtle’s not really got that special “punch me/arrogant fuck” face.

Well I am a middle-aged American, sooooo

To me, she comes across as a woman who was sexually assaulted/raped early on (high school/college age) by someone she respects and rationalized it as her mistake, she “screwed up” and “let” it happen. Yadda yadda, years go by and more rationalization later she thinks every woman that gets taken advantage of by a…

I think that judge made the right call here. As much as I want to see Trump’s week old bloated carcass hanging from a gibbet, the Dems need to get their shit together and hire some top notch legal expertise to craft their challenges. What they’ve been pushing forward with against Trump has been almost entirely poorly…

I think we should just have them all on the same day. And abolish caucuses because they’re an idiotic anachronism that only worked when we had 1/100th of the population and most of them were farmers that were all related to one another. I fuckin hate folksy bullshit.

Both of those wars are still in effect though? They both qualify to me as “in the here and now”, which is probably why they get talked about.

“No attackable history”
Aside from the stuff others have pointed out, he’s gay. In many well-meaning minds that outright disqualifies him. This is the reality of America whether we like it or not.