This process is exhausting.

Tell her everyone loves a box of chocolates, open or not. EVERYONE.

nah it’s disgusting bye

Why is the story headlined “Elizabeth Warren Had A Hard Time Naming Prominent Black People” when the body of the text is about Elizabeth Warren naming prominent black people? Are you suggesting Elijah Cummings, Deval Patrick, and Melody Barnes don’t count?

Your cousin is greedy, you are not.  

I pray this is not the case but just in case this is the last SNS I wanted to thank everyone here for contributing to what has become a truly amazing community. Y'all are such beautiful people who I respect and admire so much. This blog and its community have helped me more than I can ever put into words and your…

I do not know what is weird about this. It is what smart sane people do. It makes perfect sense. Worst to best. I do it. My son does it. It is the only way to be. 

How do yes no cards not work?? It seems like a simple concept to me.

I say hi to my flowers when I get home from work. “Hi, how was everyone’s day? Growing well?” That kind of thing.

When I eat a sandwich, I have to eat the crust all around before I get to the main sandwich part.  In fact, generally speaking when I eat, I go from the part I like the least to the part I like the most.  

If I was in your position, I’d warn your acquaintance. It doesn’t have to be explicit, but just a heads-up (“bad vibe,” “weird adjustments”) would probably be enough to put most women on alert.

Yes! Mine is called Brenda. I live in the country so really need her for everything, and every once in a while I recognize this and just say “I love you, Brenda” while we’re driving along.

What is wrong with stacking? What else are you going to do, have all your dirty dishes strewn across the counter like a madman?

You’d have to be some kind of sociopath to not be angry in 2019 at the direction of our politics. You’d have to have something off not to be angry after you saw what happened to Obama’s “Hope & Change.”

I say hi and bye to my car - especially if I’m just walking by it. “Hi car, bye car”

Oh. My. God. I do this too. Except I didn’t realize I did it until I read your comment. I get annoyed when my husband asks me about it because I don't ever think I'm actually doing it.

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

Reading about the "diaper change" I'm really confused because how is that even an adjustment? In the classes I've been in, adjustments have consisted of slightly moving your shoulders or scooting your foot over a bit (and my instructors have always asked). The diaper change just sounds like dry humping.

“I’ve found over the years that X and O stuff really doesn’t work-”

Is it that when students are given the option they tend to be verbal about not wanting to be touched, as opposed to being able to take advantage of their silence?