Have you ever seen the movie “Slackers”? It’s a series of inteconnected vignettes about somewhat aimless recent college graduates in Austin. It’s one of my favorites. There’s a scene where we follow a woman into a used bookstore and she gets talking to a nice older guy and they go back to his place. Not for sex, to…

I think I’ve told this story before.

Jesus. You’re a supremely tolerant individual if you can be friends with someone who believes all that. Not gonna lie though, I find a lot of the 9/11 conspiracy theories hilarious in their absurdity. The ex boyfriend and I used to smoke fatties and read assorted quotes attesting to the validity of said theories aloud…

The study found that men pretend to know shit they don’t way more than women do

If the last election has taught us anything I really hope it has taught people to not waste their vote.

Thought you got lost in the purge. Glad to see you back. 

If you’re worried it couldn’t hurt to keep a pack of pads and a pack of tampons in the bathroom. Well done for being so thoughtful that you consider this <3

Did she vote for jill?

Oh dear.

Met a full grown man who just couldn’t get behind that evolution stuff. Monkeys and all that...

Went into Seattle Center about 1pm for some volunteer work. When I left at 5 my GPS said Mercer Street, my usual route, was closed. I had no idea why, but Mercer Street sucks in the afternoons anyway, so I took the new Route 99 tunnel home instead.

Yeah I went on a date with a girl and then the next week she revealed she was an anti-vaccer who was also racist and thought the Repulicans had done more than the Democrats ever had for LGBT people (she’s a lesbian).... I did not respond when she texted me again

I’m sorry I don’t have any answers. But I’m sending you hugs and support while you deal with this very difficult situation. Don't forget to take care of yourself too. <3

I’ve started having seizures again. I was almost 4 years clear, then my bank account got hacked this week, and the tosser in the bank stressed me out even more, so I fitted all the way home. We went to see my Nan and I had a seizure on her vintage chair and probably broke it.

And now I’m BACK, to let YOU KNOW, I can really shake ‘em down:

The love of my life passed away Wednesday.  There wasn’t any warning or sickness or anything.  He kissed me goodbye, left for work, and passed away from a heart attack. My heart is broken. We were together for seven years and had a fairytale kind of love.  We literally never once had a fight, ever.  He did everything…

Antisemites have historically referred to “Jewish dogs.” Bibi, a Jewish man, is shown as a dog, which — tropically — evokes that slur.

I got bad jokes by the dozens! Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on their sides? 

The worst part, as someone told me in another discussion on this today, is that the traffickers know the Thomas Crown rule — they do more business at the (white) Northern border because it’s much less heavily guarded.

Well, those “so many journalists” can fuck right off when they quote any goddamn conservative whining about open borders.