European regulators care a lot.

I’d gladly do hot tub videos all day long for 7 figures, but I don’t think my moobs will attract that kind of attention.

What is with America’s preoccupation with the age 21?

You’re absolutely right. Zero tolerance is the best way to handle anything other than rape.

What kind of soulless existence is it to be doing PR for these bullshit colleges?

This is the truth, right here.

Of course. He’s 43! Practically ancient!

But I’ve been losing so much there has to be a win around the corner!

Aubrey is an idiot.

This is good experience for him. It’s a taste of what awaits hack “comedians” for eternity.

Ew.

I thought the blue check was just the backdoor to making Twitter nothing but a paid service, no?

Fuck you guys for doing this article. Down with Kotaku!

 Hold on: Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York...

I don’t even care about the Pantone thing, but where do I sign up to kick some tech bros in the cock & balls???

This was my problem with that whole situation. Nearly everyone took it as black and white, right and wrong, Depp and Heard.

The Fallout 4 what? What is this “disc” of which you speak?

If I worked at a place where I had to watch myself like this, I’d probably throw some rat poison in my lunch.

This is, simply put, a horrible list.

You’re 100% correct. I was starting to think that I might have some kind of extra resistance because my family got COVID and I somehow steered clear... until I got sick. I’ve heard from many people who haven’t got it and think they must be immune, for no discernable reason.