Whoooooosh...

This reminds me of the time I thought about doing something that I didn’t do.

I know I did!

Waaaaah!

Amen to switching to French’s. Fuck Heinz, and French’s tastes just as good.

I heard she likes funny, quirky, bald men.

Exactly. To me, this is like arguing for the preservation of a VHS tape when there’s a superior Blu-ray version available. Are we that worried about older, lower fidelity versions of the same product?

And therefore they deserve all of this?

Porn comes in all types. Pun intended.

Edit: Nevermind.

One X is sexy. Two is even sexxier.

If I thought I could make money off of it, I’d get into NFTs too.

Or, if you read it backwards, O MAN NAB

When people who have no experience in film get final cut, it’s never a good thing.

If only there had been a video game adaptation of The Vagina Monologues, there’d be a perfect tie-in for this.

Because if they get these actors, they get a bigger budget. Plus, stupid people are more likely to watch.

Do you normally try this hard to be offended?

It wasn’t an “or what” kind of statement. Put your tiny fists away, bruiser.

As a cis male, I encourage others to be supportive and otherwise shut up.

I can tell you that I was not born in the 70s, and I can dab with the best of them. Yeet!