Is it normal to write an entire article about a game and never mention the developer and/or publisher?

Jesus H. Christ, dude. Chill the fuck out.

Man, I feel sorry for anyone struggling to get one. I just lucked out with the right timing for mine. I hit refresh on the Xbox.ca page at 12am on launch day, and I was able to order one straight from Microsoft. If I had been a couple seconds off I’d probably still be scrambling for one.

I would have contributed more, but that would require me putting down this beer and typing with two hands.

That might be the worst possible comparison.

As someone who is not American, I have to say, your country is fucked.

I’m too old to care about owning games. Game Pass works really well for me because I don’t have much time to game, there’s plenty to choose from, and if I really feel like I’m going to come back to it later in life (I won’t), then I can buy it.

How does Metacritic more accurately reflect critical consensus? It’s a weighted average, and all it tells you is the “score.” What does that even mean? So it’s a 66... so what?

They use different metrics, so it’s not a direct comparison to Rotten Tomatoes - not to mention that there’s only 16 reviews on MC vs. 115 on RT.

I assume you’re also in Ontario?

Errrr, no. That’s not how it works. Fair use doesn’t require that you don’t make money. In fact, there’s all sorts of examples one can point to where money is made when utilizing fair use.

Okay.

Best comment I’ve seen in... forever.

When I hear arguments like his, I imagine in his mind he’s saying, “I bet it wasn’t a white person who said that.”

That kind of sounds like you’re saying people who don’t speak English as their first language aren’t as smart as people who do.

Okay, but which one is Disney and which one is Netflix? Not sure it’s that apt of a comparison because my mind goes to thinking of Microsoft as the Disney but I don’t think that’s what you mean.

Avatar is probably best suited for gaming anyway, and not movies. God, I can’t wait to not watch the sequels.

Really?

That’s awesome. And as soon as I get a connection in my house that can realistically support that, I’ll let be happy. In the meantime, I’ll just keep using my Series X.

It sucks for people who can’t use their real names because of limitations like these. Why my parents named me Bumcheese, I’ll never know, but I’m proud to be in the Fuckleshitz family.