The notion of generations is slowly disappearing. The Switch should be part of that - it could have a hell of a long life if Nintendo wants it to.

Hold on... I wasn’t paying attention before. An open world pokemon game? Is this going the be the first Pokemon game I’ll actually play for more than a day? I’m strangely excited.

As someone who works in a union, I can verify that no one is getting rich.

I didn’t even know amiibos were still for sale.

Great, I’ll see you shortly!

Well, considering motion sickness bracelets are absolute nonsense pseudoscience garbage, I can see why they don’t help.

It doesn’t even need to be a good case, but the publicity is probably good enough to get a nice little settlement.

I get your point, but it’s hardly an apt comparison. Literature vs. gaming voice chat?

A nice speech recognition AI that can pick out hate speech would be a good idea. First infraction, you get a warning. Second, lengthy suspension from voice chat. Third time, permanent off-switch on all voice chat for games tied to your account. Maybe one day.

That’s the Golden Globes for you. The Tourist was famously nominated for a few GGs and its RT score is 20%.

Almost every gas station I’ve ever been to smells like it has pure hobo piss in those squeegee buckets. I won’t even use them on the outside of my car let alone the inside. I can’t imagine how awful your car must smell.

At least he doesn’t have these feet:

My parents weren’t too bothered by it. BUT they made it clear that I’d have to pay for any games or consoles I ever wanted. Fortunately, I worked for the family business so even when I was 12 I was able to buy my own NES. Once I was also able to afford my own TV, they let me play in my room whenever I wanted. But I…

I don’t play a lot of games in a year (too busy, have kids, etc.) but I still think the Ultimate subscription is totally worth it. It comes to $204 CAD a year, but it’s still worth it. Plus my kids play Game Pass games too. This is the future.

Wait until they find out about the Russian government!

I can’t wait to play this. Thanks, Riley, for the thorough review.

I second this. It was so hard for me to get into the earlier games, but the recent Hitman and Hitman 2 were amazing. Accessible and fun.

Because Hemsworth would have had the good sense to turn it down.

If I don’t put that whole bar of soap up my ass, my wife will use it too and then there’s war in the bathroom.

I wish my defibrillator had a rechargeable battery. Better than going back in for surgery every 5-8 years... assuming the rechargeable one lasts.