I hate to break it to these idiots running the school, but we have much bigger issues than hair to deal with. How about, instead of losing your goddamn mind because some kid has long hair, you focus on... oh, I don’t know... education???

The homophobia makes sense. You know, self-loathing and all.

HEY ASSHOLES! No one is coming to take your guns, you limp-dicked little babies. 

He looks like Rob Ford with a mustache. And alive.

So beautiful. Inside and out.

These excuses always sound like a load of shit. Other games do it.

So I guess she didn’t know she could just buy the DVDs? This is so weird.

Wait... how much did this service cost?

I’m perfectly okay with this.

Why is the US so fucked up when it comes to... well, almost everything... but certainly including parental leave? 

1) Strip clubs are gross

WTF did I just read?

Nope.

What a lazy attempt at trolling. Or you’re dull. With a 96 on Metacritic and user score in the high 8s, calling the first Bioshock “dull” is a pretty sad attempt to get attention. And yet here we are.

Oh please, I’ve only ever bought... oh shit... like, at least a dozen games that were on the last console. Goddamn.

Great, now I’m hungry for bread.

There aren’t enough stars on this comment!!!

Well, you said it’s 100% dead.

It seems appropriate that your username is Sheep. Follow your little herd, buddy. Right off that cliff.