It’s okay, Jack. Not everyone can contribute to society.

I just don’t get what the big deal is. She seems really talented, so why not cast her? Look, I’m white, but I also acknowledge that white people get all the breaks. So fuck it, cast a black woman as Ariel. Why does her race mean anything in a role about a fish-person? I bet she’s going to kick ass.

Right, don’t make comments when you have nothing substantial to contribute. I imagine that I’d probably hate the things you like, but I’m not dumb enough to tell you it makes you a bad person.

It’s important to remember that Cardi B is trash.

Whoa, relax. Take a deep breath, splash some water on your face, and pull the big dildo out of your butthole. You need to chill.

I always scream, “Never!” then hang up. It keeps the mystery going in our relationship.

Cool.

No, he doesn’t know what it means, and clearly neither do you.

How is a bell on a collar going to solve this?

But... we are trash. She’s totally right.

Don’t forget that Simone has been bravely battling a brain tumor and is a total badass.

Writers who are bad at writing:

I believed in things much the same way you do. But then I realized that the people who told me these stories rarely had my best interests at heart. And when I decided that I should stand up for what I truly believe in, I was told I was no longer welcome to come back to church.

I can watch TPM without too much pain. AOTC on the other hand, that one hurts. I hate it so much, that I not only feel it’s the worst Star Wars movie ever made, it’s one of the worst movies ever in the history of mankind.

I never “got” Natasha Lyonne, and then I watched Russian Doll. Holy shit. The show was awesome and she is awesome. 

If it’s owned by the company, then it’s returned to where it belongs and the employee is written up. If it’s personal property, then it gets returned and the thief gets... I don’t know... fired? I’ve never had time for people who think they’re more important than anyone else.

He was fairly intolerable even when he was just Aubrey. Never heard a good story about him from those who worked with him.

As a middle-aged white guy, I have to say... she is awesome. I wish more politicians were like her.

Conrad Black is a piece of shit and I’m embarrassed that he’s Canadian.

I hate everyone.