That is so painful to listen to.

Quoting someone saying bad things is not the equivalent of saying bad things.

I would argue that, yes, it is.

This is on par with lemonade stands getting busted. I get why it happens, but it’s awful.

“I’ve worked as a professional writer for 11 years”

Why should he be objective? You really have no idea what reviews are, do you?

I’m stubborn enough that I’d probably be stupid and let something like this prevent me from buying a car.

If the photo alone convinces you that he’s guilty then you need to take a very deep look into yourself.

This sort of reminds me of a situation that a friend was in. She ended up in a long distance relationship with a guy she didn’t even know (they were set up), but she’s the one who got clingy and weird when he didn’t do as she demanded. In less than two weeks, they were fighting because he wouldn’t spend hours at a…

Common decency my ass. Live like a dick, die like a dick. Our condolences would be different if he approached things with some common decency of his own.

I don’t think it matters which comedian you hire, none of them are going to really be in their element at a corporate event.

Bullshit. If Plo got you alone in a room, that’s all he’d ever talk about.

My question is, how badly do unicycles mess with their count?

No, those details were there in the story when my parents told it to me as a child.

Borderline obese? Only, I suppose, if you believe the “official” weight. Dude’s fucking fat.

In no way is this meant to justify the pay gap, just an explanation of how I’ve seen things work in the industry. The more work one does, the more valuable they become, and the more their agent can negotiate for. If McEnroe did actually do more work then he automatically had more inherent worth to the BBC.

Why is it every time I see one of your articles, I can’t help but think you’re an incredibly sad person? And I don’t mean that flippantly. You strike me as having a lot of inner turmoil.

Won’t anyone think of the children!?

That was beautiful.

Laugier wrote and directed Martyrs, without a doubt the most brutal, misogynistic film I have ever seen. Fuck that guy.