The last documented incident happened in 2003, he was either 14 or 15 at the time (he was born in 88)

Haha, yeah - that’s why he just won his fourth Golden Glove, right?

The Mariners won on Kyle Seager’s 10th inning home run...not single. I know the Mariners aren’t very good and rarely hit, but please give credit where credit is due, as this may not happen again for quite some time.

“The girls know that the boys trade them and it’s kind of a game that the girls want to be involved in,” the parent said. She’s not defending her 14-year-old son’s alleged actions, but says it was several girls who shared the photos.”

“Masterminds”. They’re ALL dumbasses and should be treated as such.

Andrew Jackson would like a word.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

You’re writing about fraternities and you’ve never heard of the interfraternity council? It’s at every school with a greek system and has been around for like fifty yrs. Are you sure you’re qualified for this topic?

I highly doubt they will stay closed that long.

Never understood why you people are so fond of this statement. It’s almost like you know how fragile “feminity” is so you try to actively counterbalance it.

I would stop visiting jezebel if you are annoyed by that. Trust me on this one

This story is really gross and awful, obviously, which makes it hard to take a public position that isn’t “fuck this guy.” His politics are abhorrent, too.

No actually FIFA wins this one...

So what that receiver stepped out of bounds at the 1-yard line? He ran 40 yards after catching a 40-yard pass and dodged all those guys. Totally a touchdown

Okay, he’s a horrible guy, but please lose the habit of putting the words “due process” in scare quotes. Due process is an actual thing.

TYPO. You forgot the “a” in impress. “That don’t impress-a me much” is what Shania says. I’ll take my heartfelt, written apology now.

I’m 50/50 on this. In some areas, $15 an hour is absolutely the right call for minimum wage. In some areas? Not so much. The current national minimum is still too low, but raising it to $15 across the board isn’t the answer. $15 an hour over a 35 hour week is more than enough to live comfortably in an apartment in…

“My Maria” is excellent. Both the original ‘70s version and the ‘90s version.

Entering today’s play, Trout is .295/.394/.958 with 11 HR and 22 RBI.

Your opinion on the character of these women is less than a grain of sand on the beach.... You’re a professional blogger, not an expert witness, and biased, to boot, based on Gawker’s continued support for mattress girl and various attacks on the accused... GFYS