Deadspin doesn’t like people more successful than them. They’re the literary equivalent of the envious nerds in high school that never got their sweet “revenge” against their classmates (or father) by becoming successful, so they just sit in an echo-chamber of a blog-site and shit talk actual successful people.

It’s only funny to make jokes about white girls when the writers of Jezebel are doing it, obviously.

Bomani good.

Why can't we put Bomani Jones before SVP

It’s Gawker Media. Their political stance always matters.

Why the snark?

You’ll never see Gawker Media mention that. They will tell you Jameis did it, and if you read the comments, 90% of them have already convicted him. There are two people who knows what happen that night, and Gawker Media is not one of them.

She’s repeatedly claimed that she was drugged, which was proven false by toxicology reports, and the testimony of her friends. That alone should be enough.

I always love the pause between the player hitting the shot and the crowd reaction when you watch the replay in slow motion. Every single time I’m thinking “WHAT AREN’T YOU ALL EXCITED?!?” I've been tricked by that 3,029 times in a row.

Yes it does. I can see it from my window.

Did you guys hear about Bill Simmons????

Someone at Jezebel, I would imagine.

If you post one more Bill Simmons thing today, I’m going to break my employer’s monitor. Do you want that? Do you?

Has Greg accepted yet that a hippopotamus would destroy a rhinoceros nearly every time?

Hey Jezzies.

No, he has not been fired. They’re not renewing his contract, which is meaningfully different than terminating him early.

Well, I’d say it’s at least dishonorable to sleep with somebody else while in a relationship, lie about it, and then try to get child support for one of them from the wrong person, but what do I know? I’m not sure this fits as slut shaming.

The most impressive thing the Kings did over their 3 year run was beat the Blackhawks at the United Center in Game 7. The Cup was just the coronation. I hold no memory more dear than Amart’s floater beating Crawford in OT. That’s because the Blackhawks are the best hockey team since the Wings and Oilers. And they are…

It’s amusing how Chicago just lets teams like Minnesota, St. Louis, and Nashville THINK they’re good during the regular season, but then just slowly and methodically chokes the life out of them come playoff time.