areyougonnaeatthat
wiseoldowl
areyougonnaeatthat

The butthurt replies to your post (from fans of a team that has won 5 Super Bowls in 7 appearances in the last 15 years) are fucking astonishing.

It wasn’t a perfectly legal location - that’s why you had assholes wearing red “Kraft Film Productions” bibs like they were filming a documentary or some shit hiding in the stands to do it.

Pats fans should be sucking Goodell off for his destruction of the tapes. Whatever they saw was bad enough to the history of the NFL to necessitate immediate destruction or deal with every pats win having an asterisk.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

There’s an old saying in the biz that says ‘the worst thing for a bad product is good advertising.’ So, yeah. Good luck, W+K. You’re gonna need it.

Americans are so precious, and this Drew rant to open the Jambaroo is emblematic of it. Oh my God the sky is falling, life has never ever been this miserable for people anywhere ever!!!!!! Ask some Native Americans how the arc of history has been working out for them under “sane” Presidents of the United States. Or

This is like that time I imagined dating Jennifer Aniston to differentiate myself from Brad Pitt. It worked. No one has ever mistaken me for him.

Ah yes, the “frontier justice” of...winning a trophy, and shaking hands with the guy presenting you that trophy while he looks slightly uncomfortable. Just like back in the wild west.