I was joking to a friend that we should forfeit the Spain game so we only had a 3-0 loss on our record when I turned on the TV RIGHT AS ALTIDORE SCORED AND MADE PIQUE AND PUYOL LOOK LIKE TINY WEAK CHILDREN. As horrible and mockable and frustrating and inconsistent as he is I will always root for Jozy

That 2009 Confederations Cup semi against Spain. Holy shit. US ran the #1 team in the world off the pitch (they had a 35-game unbeaten steak coming in).

...it will be arguably the biggest win in American soccer history.

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DEMPSEY! ZARDES!!! Gooooaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllll

I’m not saying the USA is better than Europe at playing soccer, but they are definitely better at hosting it.

We were pretty hinged and figured he couldn’t be killed. It did happen to our old neighbor. His stepson shot him in his sleep because he was grounded. And that was a kid that had tons of experience with guns/rifles in a rural area.

We haven’t had mandatory seatbelts or airbags for the majority of the history of driving, either.

Well said. Having the TSA single out children and elderly people for extra screening accomplishes exactly nothing. The people that have carried out these kind of attacks all fit a certain profile, yet we can’t offend anyone by focusing on them because hurting someone’s feelings is now a bigger crime than taking down a…

“Pussies”

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You should change the headline - even if just for this woman's sake - yes, she had an abortion but she did so for a very specific reason and it's click bait to leave the headline as is. I was horrified by the title and then immediately realized it was misleading.

Or, given that the commenters here were able to find some in about two seconds flat, it’s really because posting the photo of the perp is better for getting those sweet, sweet clicks. “Oh, another story about the Stanford rape case! CLICK!” - because looking at the pictures of the judge... well, they’re just not…

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=judge+aaron…

And that’s the reason why women make 74 cents on the dollar

did you actually try?

If you google his name and then select images you might find at least one

So they actually won 4-1 with maybe 1 normal starter in the starting XI. Yeah, that was a cheap goal, but it was hardly “required” and not nearly as dire a situation as you make it out to be. They played a bunch of bench players in an empty stadium for an early round cup game that they likely weren’t all that…

isnt this the kind of shit you keep a diary for?

It’ll never happen. Multiple people are shot every damn day in Chicago. Police turn a blind eye.