‘Republican Senator Lindsey Graham has come to Stormy Daniels’ defense’

When it leads to your impeachment.

That’s sort of what I thought too...they look good and get the easy win. I mean, that’s honestly really no different from male-led Ocean’s movies. At least the newest ones - I haven’t seen the originals.

Plus, Laura’s a scientologist. I don’t blame Laverne for not wanting to be besties with her.

Scumbag. Can’t wait to see him try this in an actual courtroom. [Oops. sorry. Didn’t notice this was tucked away in the other roundup.]

Mmm, I dunno. Trump is a deeply insecure person, and deeply insecure people will absolutely get worked up over nothing if they feel that nothing is in any way a slight on them. If Trump feels that the “Missing Melania” jokes are a jab at his masculinity (and as a man who most definitely views his wife as both property…

The Smith family reminds me a lot of the sanctimonious rich parents I grew up around that bragged about how independent all their kids were while they ignored them to go on adult vacations to Necker Island, and then threw trust funds at them to “support” them through college, and then were shocked when their kids died…

Oh and more on the US ambassador to Germany’s decision to promote the alt-right. German politicians are laying in - and my oh my they are good:

All he has to do is pardon himself and in one fell swoop he will surpass anything any president has done.

Is there any legal foundation to prosecute the assholes making these phony calls? They’re not just wasting resources, they’re endangering the freaking public.

God, our culture is so fucked up.

I am exhausted by the cruelty of other humans.

Pruitt instructed an aide to procure a used mattress from the Trump International Hotel.

“After spending 24 days in her void, it was announced that Melania Trump would be present at an event honoring Gold Star families tonight. Unfortunately, that event is not open to the press. So we will just have to take their word for it.”

“Lying Media says I have (or had) a Wife. FAKE NEWS! I have always been a Bachelor and there is NO SMELL coming from my Basement! MAGA”

Melanie is just a figment of our imagination

The best Chris. As she clearly knows.

Oh I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize you were just trolling. My bad. Hope you find new hobbies soon.

Being online in general is over. It’s all about staring at this campfire as we slowly get picked off one at a time by the encroaching radioactive hordes.

Go Rihanna! Break those hearts, it’s good for ‘em.