Wait, took him back to his place with her friend and had sex with her? How can you confirm this small and mediocre penis? I also have so many questions

Wait. Twice as in, two times in that night or twice as in two separate occasions? Did she know who he was at the time and just wanted to fuck him for the story? I have many questions.

I love this so much. Not “he looked like a snake,” or “he seems like a snake,” just straight up “that’s a snake.” A time when a direct metaphor was NOT interchangeable with a simile.

Fuck these CEOs and fuck coporate America. They all lined up to kiss the lunatic’s ring for a chance to directly lobby him, in cynical bid to increase their profit margins under the guise of creating jobs. They never cared about the working class, they just wanted access to the deranged emperor.

My sadistic friend lives in NYC and had sex with him twice; they met through a private Facebook meme group (whatever that means) and agreed to meet at a local bar, after which he took her to his place with a friend. He has a small and very mediocre penis; I can confirm this. His apartment is also scant, and he played…

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

She wouldn’t even bother running, because she wouldn’t see anything at all problematic about her decision.

I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.

John is where it is at!

It’s absolutely fair to say that when the one coming up short was an active participant in normalizing Trump and is still giving weak statements today. If Fallon wanted to stay out of politics, he would stay out of politics. He doesn’t get to have candidates on his show, goof around with maniacs who have built their…

it was glorious, as per usual.

This would be a fair response in another situation. Not when things are this bad.

If you have access to an HBO or HBOGO account, I’d highly recommend checking out Sunday’s John Oliver segment as well.

“He did not so much fall, as saunter vaguely downward.”

Seriously, what is going on in this article.

Does anybody have context? I feel like there’s a lot missing. All I get is that somebody climbed aboard a home made submarine and the person who made the submarine then sunk it. Why?

Yeah, she’s a pretty prominent Teen Vogue journalist and Twitter user who speaks a lot about politics and sexism in particular. She’s normally pretty good and I follow her work. I think the issue here, is that she pulled focus away from the racial implications of the march and tried to make it about the sexiest…

Put them in a clear glass jar (old candle jar is pretty good) and use it to store makeup brushes. If they need a bit more weight to them you can mix in gold fish gravel or the gold rocks for candle/flower arranging.

Donate them to a school for art projects. Kids love sequins. Or stitch them on a pillow! That’s a thing.

Depends on what things, and what they’re selling.